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birthday job

A birthday job is a sexual favor you wish for and hopefully get on your birthday!
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.
Every year on her birthday she longs for her perfect birthday job filled with pleasure and orgasm!

I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!
by Tihy September 15, 2020
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Elf Job

When A woman/man's partner LOVE'S Christmas so much they dress up as a christmas elf and preform oral sex while pretending to be from the north pole.
Last night I was so excited for the holidays I put on my elf hat, suspenders, green tights and my shoes with the bells and gave my husband an Elf job under the mistletoe! H
by Defnotyourname November 6, 2017
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better paying job

a job that pays, taxes deducted, more than minimum wage (taxes not deducted yet) in your society in your zeitgeist.
son: I don't like outsourcing, It takes all the good jobs out out of the country to some poor people. All there is left is work at McDonald's.

father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012
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paw job

A term typically used by furries; In relation to a paw fetish, it is the act of an anthropomorphic animal jerking someone off using their hind paws.
"Yo, this big ass wolf just gave me a paw job, I think I'm on drugs."
by Stylx December 20, 2023
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Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024
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Job

Something that Tim doesn’t have
Tim doesn’t read English well so he can’t get a job.
by Hello_Drk July 20, 2018
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Grump Job

A blow job performed with Game Grumps playing in the background instead of Netflix.
I gave my boyfriend the hottest Grump job during the Wind Waker let’s play last night
by Pink Rival December 12, 2018
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