A simpleton. One who is content lurking about like a zombie. Mostly speaks in sentence fragments and communicates with a blank stare.Always responds with a friendly but gruff "how we doing?" Has a lot of family that he speaks of but are never seen.
by Chief Black Stool May 1, 2012
Get the Galley Handmug. by AlienTacoz Art February 24, 2020
Get the Handmug. when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them
Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!
Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.
Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.
by chunkyturk August 25, 2009
Get the hand phonermug. by ToolHandle December 4, 2017
Get the zimbabwe hand grenademug. A term for maturbation.
Hey man, did you see that twitch streamer who was giving in to the hand police accidentally while the stream was on.
by memejeff March 23, 2024
Get the giving in to the hand policemug. When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.
I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.
by Stipebengalka December 15, 2021
Get the Second-hand therapymug. by d0m7n7ck August 21, 2020
Get the gamer handsmug.