by Valerieeee69 April 15, 2022
Get the goldglarre mug.When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.
This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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by SPrice1980 April 16, 2022
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(1) What unacceptably-performing OSI folks could expect from Steve Austin's boss Oscar, or
(2) Fabric bags dat said Hebrew head-honcho gave to Steve and/or Jaime for use in their secret-agent endeavors.
(1) What unacceptably-performing OSI folks could expect from Steve Austin's boss Oscar, or
(2) Fabric bags dat said Hebrew head-honcho gave to Steve and/or Jaime for use in their secret-agent endeavors.
Any goods-procurement personnel who passed out inferior-quality CARRYING-SACKS to OSI mission-operatives would likely find themselves on da receiving end of GOLDMAN SACKS!
by QuacksO April 22, 2022
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Get the Goldilocks Bitch mug.Gorilla tag tiktoker who is epic and usually post gorilla tag content but sometimes post other games. His post schedule is super bad so you usually don't get to see a lot of tiktoks from him.
by Flamtron April 24, 2022
Get the Goldchicken_gtag mug.When a friend, relative, significant other, coworker or acquaintance is incapable of scheduling or confirming plans too far in advance bc they're not quite sure how they'll feel mentally, emotionally and physically that particular day, and for that particular event. Respectively, they also refuse plans conceived the day of said event, bc it's too short notice and they don't have time to prepare.
The only reasonable solution is to invite them at precisely the right time, neither too early, nor too close to the event, but just the right time. One can equate this type of conduct to the uniquely unsettling children's fable Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
So, Goldilocks breaks into the bears cottage. The unsuspecting bears (Mama, Papa and baby) have left unexplained. Although it's not discussed, obviously the bears left bc of an emergency bc the 3 bowls of porridge were still full and Papa bear's pipping hot. After legit breaking and entering the bears cottage, Ms. Locks sits down at the table and precedes to help herself to the uneaten porridge, eagerly sampling each bowl until deciding baby bears was just right, leading her to greedily scarf it down.
This unconventional outlook they have, parralleling Goldilockses' esoteric precision but not quite mirroring her inherently pretentious behavior regarding her privilege and budding audacity, explains why Goldilocksism is quickly growing in popularity.
The only reasonable solution is to invite them at precisely the right time, neither too early, nor too close to the event, but just the right time. One can equate this type of conduct to the uniquely unsettling children's fable Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
So, Goldilocks breaks into the bears cottage. The unsuspecting bears (Mama, Papa and baby) have left unexplained. Although it's not discussed, obviously the bears left bc of an emergency bc the 3 bowls of porridge were still full and Papa bear's pipping hot. After legit breaking and entering the bears cottage, Ms. Locks sits down at the table and precedes to help herself to the uneaten porridge, eagerly sampling each bowl until deciding baby bears was just right, leading her to greedily scarf it down.
This unconventional outlook they have, parralleling Goldilockses' esoteric precision but not quite mirroring her inherently pretentious behavior regarding her privilege and budding audacity, explains why Goldilocksism is quickly growing in popularity.
Molly's severe Goldilocksism prevents her from being constantly invited to Gary's multiple BBQ, birthday and insignificant holiday parties he inconviently throws throughout the year.
by Anniebanannie! April 28, 2022
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