black reverse cowgirl

when a black man has a black woman sitting on his face and he’s choking on his shlong

you know we tried black reverse cowgirl

by lahlahm2 October 11, 2023

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.

"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."

by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024

3 way cowgirl

A 3 way cowgirl is basically a threesome version of the reverse cowgirl. While the first guy is laying on his back and the girl is straddling him and having his penis plugged into her vagina, the second guy is straddled above the first guy’s face, and has his balls dangling in his mouth. Another way the side dude can participate is if he stood straddled above the first guy’s legs with his penis in the girl’s face, therefore she’s sucking his balls.

Jason and Jessie invited Caleb to do the 3 way cowgirl with them. Caleb was bi-curious and had a thing for Jason, so he wanted to give him some head.

by rosenovarocks February 13, 2024

North Queensland Cowboys

The best team in Queensland from the NRL competition. Also known as The Cows or Cowbies by the young folk. So good they made the Brisbane Broncos (The capital team) their little bitch in the 2015 grand final. They sport blokes comparable to muscle strewn ringers from the outback with a taste for every type of footy meat. Their cheerleaders are super hot too.

NRL Ring in: Who do you support in the NRL.
Cowboy Fan: The North Queensland Cowboys - only the best hey.
NRL Ring In: I support the Broncos
Cowboy Fan : Your a dickhead.

by Crankymouse March 17, 2024

dirty porcelain cowboy

Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.

Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy

by Art Izenkowskis March 23, 2024

Four-way reverse cowgirl

A four-way reverse cowgirl is a type of sexual move performed by a polyamorous group of four people. Two of the partners are to mount in the traditional reverse cowgirl position. The third partner squats over the horse’s face and dangles their dick/pussy in their mouth. The fourth partner straddles over the horse’s legs and swipes their dick/pussy in the cowgirl’s face.

Jason and Caleb chickened out on having sex with Jessica and Katelyn when they insisted on doing the four-way reverse cowgirl.

by rosenovarocks April 24, 2024

Coca-Cola Cowboy

A cuck or incel that projects a 'better than you' aspect into any arguement, when regarding a specific niche, hobby, job, etc. This person often time has surface level experience or years of surface level experience to feed the narcissism.

You aint as bright as you think...you're just a Coca-Cola Cowboy that thinks he know it all!

by anonymous June 26, 2024