A person whose real name is Artie, but is often called this due to his excessive farting. This person also was most likely called this in their early childhood, and the name has scarred them. Due to this, there is a good chance that this person is homophobic, but HE is really the gay one.
by The Real Tony May 21, 2014
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It is unlikely this specimen of Essarrsius Arthurius Chao will grow to become Prefectius Arthurius Chao as it exhibits signs of being unable to live up to the title, having fallen asleep.
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Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.
He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
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Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
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John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
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