Basically God in the flesh. He's more metal than you'll ever be. Even if you had your skeleton replaced with adamantium. Enjoys long walks on the beach, whiskey, and an affinity for women of Japanese descent. He's also your dad, regardless of what your mom says.
by Joefosho216 December 20, 2016
A fine young gentleman who is very worldly and also has a lot of
knowledge on most things.
Be sure to marry this gentleman if you come across him during you're life he is sure to make you're life 1000x better then it already is.
Just in general an awesome bloke.
knowledge on most things.
Be sure to marry this gentleman if you come across him during you're life he is sure to make you're life 1000x better then it already is.
Just in general an awesome bloke.
by NOTORIOUS B.I.G September 07, 2013
joe nick:"I will rape you monica"
joe nick:"Erin is such alittle slut."
"dude,joe nick stomped a black guys head in the ground"
joe nick:"Erin is such alittle slut."
"dude,joe nick stomped a black guys head in the ground"
by caleymonicaerin January 03, 2008
Absolute imbecile, walks around all day with his head in the clouds. Normally hanging from the last weeks worth of benders. Has a tendency to like transgenders, gimp suits and boiled sweets. Hangs around McDonald’s in his work van trying to pick up. Dead behind the eyes
by Joeeeegriffin December 23, 2018
Joe Gossage: to be unseasoned
by M unknown March 22, 2019
Probably from Chicago, or at least a suburb of Chicago, but probably not from actual Chicago. Red Wings fanboy that chokes on cock and male ejaculate, which he also uses to hold up his hair. Likes to be racist at his job and not let hot chicks in because he gets no penis touching. He probably hasn't been laid probably like ever. Maybe a gay dick, idk.
This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.
This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.
" That fucking twat Mohawk Joe won't let my friend Karen in!"
HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"
HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"
HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
by CaliGirlUNC June 06, 2019
A mean boy that uses girls and has brown hair sometimes blond green eyes sometimes blue he can be sweet and a good kisser and hugger if u like joe good luck
by Sallythecell April 04, 2018