"I appreciate you Terrance" Exclaimed Mike as he gave him a soft and apricative dick pat. "Thanks man, that means a lot." Said Terrance after receiving a dick pat from his bro Mike.
by Notkaidendamery November 8, 2017
Get the dick patmug. A vagina belonging to a woman with loose morals that has been used so often and so thoroughly by the opposite sex that penises encounter minimal friction upon entry.
Person 1: "Did you hear Sheryl got pounded out again last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that pussy has gotta be looking pretty close to a dick slalom by now."
Person 2: "Yeah man, that pussy has gotta be looking pretty close to a dick slalom by now."
by RawCocoa August 9, 2013
Get the Dick Slalommug. The upgraded version of the dick vacuum, a dick dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more dick-suction than any conventional dick vacuum.
Guy 1: Dude you're a cocksucker.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.
Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.
Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.
by Sir Bougs October 22, 2009
Get the Dick Dysonmug. A: whatsup with steve and chris? i thought they were friends but they havnt talked at all tonight
B: yeah, theyre having some dick beef over that girl tasha, they both liked her but she chose chris so steve is mad.
A: he'll get over it
B: yeah, theyre having some dick beef over that girl tasha, they both liked her but she chose chris so steve is mad.
A: he'll get over it
by misterstanwood August 24, 2011
Get the dick beefmug. Having a dick that looks like a 3rd ball like a helmet part with no shaft just turns purple when it gets hard doesn't grow longer at all
You're nerm dick ruining your life bro you can't even touch the wetness with that thing man I'm glad I don't have a nerm dick too!
by Kopitt November 4, 2021
Get the nerm dickmug. by Flubberlover April 17, 2021
Get the homewrecker dickmug. Person A: Did you hear that Brett got with Brittany last night?
Person B: Really? Holy shit! That mean's we're Dick In Laws!
Person A: You slept with her too?
Person B: Hehehehe.
Person B: Really? Holy shit! That mean's we're Dick In Laws!
Person A: You slept with her too?
Person B: Hehehehe.
by The Hutt & Dr. Wolfe October 19, 2010
Get the Dick In Lawsmug.