fap december

you have to masturbate every day until you die :) but each day one more fap time

My son died during fap december.

by mas2000turbator November 19, 2017

S’decent

When someone says, “it’s decent” too fast for it to be two separate words so it mergers into one nonsensical phrase.

“S’decent that film, I watched it last week”.

“Ey, S’decent that club last night wasn’t it!”

by BigLT May 8, 2018

Smash December

From December 1st to December 31st you Have to smash at least once or twice that one month there is no limit of the amount of times you can have sex. But you must have sex during Smash December

Me and my Girlfriend had sex multiple times during “ Smash December “

by Clout queen November 27, 2018

13th December

Fine line’s day OK? OK

Fine line (13th december) is the best album anyone has ever realised

by Paula Serrano November 11, 2019

Identify December

If you’re a guy you would now act like a girl so if you see a girl that leaves you on open for a mili-second u must spam them saying omg why did u leave me on open meanieee or “wyd?” Every minute And if your a girl then decide for yourself cause I’m a guy :/

M“Why did u leave me on open?”
G“Ummm aren’t I supposed to say that”
M”it’s Identify December lady”
G”aren’t you supposed to be nutting?”
M”shut up I lost ok”

by Big Boi Drafty November 23, 2019

24th december

*mum and dad go to bed*

*you wait an hour for them to get to sleep*
*go downstairs and look at your presents*

*stay downstairs till morning and then you can wake everyone up* CHRISTMAS EVE

pull an all nighter on the 24th december!!

by grrrrrand December 3, 2019

Ship December

It’s a Holliday that consists of people shipping a person with 2 people and if it gets the votes needed the person needs to date the chosen one

Are you ready for ship December?

by Vegans December 5, 2019