Toe in the water

When you shit and one half is touching the toilet water while the other half is still attached to you

He was sitting on the john, waiting for his toe in the water to drop

by MissDiva December 26, 2024

shook the sugar water

Receiving a handjob in an obscure yet discreet location, particularly behind a bar.

I heard that Brenda shook the sugar water out of Matthew the other night at the pub while he was bartending!

by Exemplxfy January 7, 2025

Drinking muddy water

Drinking muddy water is a term used to describe someone blocking your view. Examples would be standing in front of a TV or blocking a camera's view of the subject.

James stop drinking muddy water we are trying to watch the game

by Mr_dude_man January 19, 2025

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press

The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.

Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses

by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025

Chumming The Water

Ejaculating Into a body of water to attract fish to catch.

Dude Tommy is chumming the water again? How many does he need to catch?

by Johnsonjuicer February 27, 2026

Worse-than-waterboarding

Worse-than-waterboarding is an adjective AND adverb. It is used to describe something torturous, shitty or downright malicious that somebody does to you, what you do to somebody, shit like math tests, etc.

Erik: What’s good, man? There’s no way there’s a test today, right, retard?
Mike: Yeah.
-(5 hours later)-
Erik: *Sitting at his desk* This fuckass test is Worse-than-waterboarding.
Mike: I’m winging it.
Erik: *Quietly* What a brainless fuck…

by Tier 3 flex offender February 28, 2026