Stinky Shit-eye

aka Pinkeye, aka Conjunctivitis.

"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.

Fuck out, with your stinky shit-eye.

by DARKFiB3R June 14, 2019

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

To find meaning and beauty in the manmade or natural environment which is generally not regarded as beautiful or worthy of deep contemplation; to appreciate the beauty of mundane things and moments in life.

*Evian brand water bottle with light reflecting through it
– "There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see."

by Florean September 1, 2024

buckle eye joe

that omega chicken nugget all over YouTube shorts singing "gIdAGAdEgidagIDIoHhhH" or whatever. idk it's cringe and funny at the same time-

my friend: "omg have you seen the buckle eye joe meme"
me: "GiDagAdegIdAgIdi OHhHHhhHhhhhH"

by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024

Faggot Eyes

"Faggot Eyes" is a term that primarily refers to a homosexual person glancing upon a gay surrounding area.

"And i was like, man get your faggot eyes out my face."

by Itsnotadickdonttakeitsohard November 29, 2020

Cocktail eyes

When someone you are talking to at an event us constantly looking over your shoulders to see if there is someone more important or worthwhile to move on to (British)

Andrew has the worst cocktail eyes of any author in London - always looking for his next schmoozing target

by EMFan June 5, 2024

Eye judo

Eye judo (aka Eye Jiu-jitsu) is a disciplined practice one needs to take in public places especially the workplace in order to avoid awkward or bad consequences. For instance if you see an attractive girl in the workplace and you look too much at her you may get fired for sexual harassment due to giving her “untoward looks”. Also Americans expect you to look them in the eye yet you got to be careful not to look too deeply – while talking to another guy you have to be able to look him in the eye but not so deeply or he will think you are attracted to him or want to have sex with him. Eye judo is a very subtle art and takes practice.

At work I find myself practicing eye judo all day.

by Bill Beef August 16, 2025

eye dye

Contact lenses that change color of your eyes.

For the part, they made me wear eye dye. I have naturally brown eyes, and they wanted them light blue.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018