beaner butter

Beaner Butter - Noun
Salsa; in replacement of lubricate when entering your latina mami.

Beaner Buttered - Verb

I lathered her up with some beaner butter and went to town on that sweet latina mami's anus.

I heard be beaner buttered her so good she popped out 10 little ninos.

by dongbaskets April 12, 2017

peanut butter yourself

To spread one's self thin. Excessive multitasking with the expected result.

You may peanut butter yourself if you don't push back on some of these projects or get help.

by All Java, All The Time April 21, 2017

vaccuum butter

Butter that has absorbed all of its surrounding condoments on the piece of toast

"Hey man.... Can you passe some of that good a** jelly infused vaccuum butter."

by It's ja boi May 30, 2017

slimy butter

A cringy 10 year old which should kill himself

Slimy Butter is such a cringy homo

by Slimy Butter July 13, 2017

munge butter

The delicious final food product resulting from successfully munging. Must be eaten immediately from the churn to be considered munge butter, otherwise it turns into munge fudge.

Last night me and 3 buddies went munging and they let me have the munge butter.

by A-froe June 30, 2017

Peanut Butter

Attractive women ALWAYS stop at the peanut butter section. So when you see one in the store, you call peanut butter to signal a hot girl worth checking out. Can be used anywhere gorgeous women can be found.

Hey Trevor, check out the peanut butter selection down isle 7.

by ODG Old Dirty Grandpa July 23, 2017

albino butter tooth

A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.

"My golly gosh old bean you are quite the albino butter tooth".

by The oracle of maple syrup July 26, 2017