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handful of dimmies

With his dimmies in hand, Cam Constable takes a moment to sit back, relax, and savor the food. Whether he enjoys them in the café or takes them to go, the experience offers both physical and mental satisfaction.
When Cam finally reaches the café he steps inside, the café staff already knows what he’s going to ask for, a handful of dimmies
by Matty Be December 16, 2024
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Hand Hooker

One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.
Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?

She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .
by Trudilicious December 31, 2023
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Bear Hands

Used in sentences when mad af.

People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).

Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!

Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?

Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017
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Hand it out

Thug 1: Yo my boy, I just bought the drugs.
Thug 2: Ight, hand it out.
by Skoolboy Ty May 21, 2016
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semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.
President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018
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The Hand Man

In card games (ex. Poker, Uno, etc.), The Hand Man is the person who assumes he's got the best winning cards in his hand.

In business, The Hand Man or more commonly known as the Right-Hand Man, is a very important assistant who helps someone do a job.
Example 1, Card Games:
John: " Aw c'mon, my hand is so bad. Well I'm screwed."
Elliot: " Mine is manageable, I wonder who's The Hand Man."
Sarah: " This is an interesting hand..."
Amy: " You guys are so dead, I'm The Hand Man."

Example 2, Business:
Secretary John Wilkins' is The Hand Man of Vice President Elizabeth Fischbach.
by V the Mr. Poetry September 26, 2021
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hand-o-saurous

A new type of dinosaur discovered by researchers Elijah Kruse and Blake Sorenson. They discovered the fossils in southern Minnesota along the MN River while on a business trip. And yes, it is purposefully spelled wrong.
Did you see that new Hand-O-Saurous sculpture?
by GoebelBeast December 15, 2017
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