Life

Something I don’t want

I don’t need a life so im basically lifeless

by KaiTheFish December 27, 2021

Life support discarder

Someone who discards life supports

Boy1:Hey!
Girl1: Hey life support discarder!
Boy1: We're breaking up..

by anonymous September 11, 2021

portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

A long way to call a pistol.

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.

by but for April 23, 2021

Life

In other words it's disappointing. A huge disappointment.

Life is a game where everyone loses.

I hate life

by Crazy lady one on one December 5, 2022

Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.

by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017

Low-Code Low-Life

A "developer" who builds entire "apps" by dragging boxes around a screen and calling it innovation. They brag about "streamlining business processes" while secretly breaking every best practice known to software engineering. Usually found in corporate IT departments preaching "citizen development" as they drown in spaghetti workflows and performance issues they can’t debug.

Chad from accounting just built a 'fully automated inventory workflow' in or ERP, now it crashes if you type a lowercase 'e'. Classic Low-Code Low-Life move.

by Jg eazy November 5, 2025

Life

Life is a test.

For example someone very close to you dies and God wants to see how you will take it to heart.

“Life is a test for you to be and become your highest self”.

That’s why people say never give up.

by E9O August 19, 2022