Chelsea job

A high paying job with little or no responsibilities given to someone with little or no qualifications because of their connections.

Even though he dropped out of college, his Dad got him a Chelsea job at the bank making 6 figures.

by Vorlock September 28, 2018

Steve Jobs

A dead body lying in Apple Park who is already dead in 2011 lol bruhhhhhh and invited a fucking small iPhone 4s and ugly iPhone 3gs and shity big iPad just like a shity big iPhone
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs

Guy A: look, he just like one of the Steve Jobs fans
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx

by PolyMoster February 7, 2022

Lawn job

When some trim a man pubic hair and then proceeds to blow them.

Dude I’m going to my buddy’s house to give him a lawn job.

by Spacecadet May 17, 2019

Cooney Job

A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.

Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"

by pps123234 May 2, 2013

erzincan ear job

When the male cums on the female’s ear and then sucks it up with their mouth and then kisses and transfers the cum to the female .

Yo i just did an erzincan ear job last night on Stacy!

by erzincanmale September 28, 2025

The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.

Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"

by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017

Jobs

Yeah, I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs over an ad says the conservative who pretends to care about jobs. Your job isn't important. Just get a different one... It my pay less. I don't actually even know what you're options are. Working for Anheuser-Busch might be the only job you could get when you started. But I don't care! Tranny bad!

Hym " 'I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs' says the guy who claims to care about jobs."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023