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Wendy Wonky-Eye

That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side
"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"
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Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes

I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
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Queer Eye

a Netflix original serving as a reboot of Bravo's 2003 show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", debuting in 2018. it stars the Fab 5, four gay men and a sexually fluid man (two of which are married), who try to make the life of "heroes" (who are basically nominees for the show) a little better over the course of a week.

It stars:
Antoni Porowski - food and wine expert (originally Ted Allen from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Food and Wine Connoisseur")
Bobby Berk - design expert (originally Thom Filicia from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Design Doctor")
Jonathan van Ness - grooming expert (originally Kyan Douglas from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Grooming Guru")
Karamo Brown - culture and lifestyle expert (originally Jai Rodriguez from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Culture Vulture")
Tan France - fashion expert (originally Carson Kressley from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Fashion Savant")
~ a scene from when I introduce a friend to the show ~

me to my friends: have y'all seen that show Queer Eye, on Netflix?
friend 1 (who has Netflix): no, but its premise sounds promising
friend 2 (who also has Netflix): OH MY GOD, YAAAAAS, HUNTY. I AM LIVING FOR THESE SICKENING FIVE MEN.
friend 3 (who doesn't have Netflix, but has seen the Fab 5's photos): damn, i don't have that much money. but yeah, i agree. these five men are so fine and so hot.
by KayeEyyyOurElle May 25, 2020
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ey

a flat ass bitch that still manages to gets dudes
Ey come here and show us you’re flat ass
by cheesey_butter May 28, 2020
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Heart Eyes

Person 1:Have you seen that girl in hentai with those heart eyes?
Person 2: epic
by Mitlander February 15, 2020
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Marriage eyes

Having eyes only for your husband/wife. Only being attracted to your spouse
Diane, “He’s so hot!!!”
Mary, “Eh, he’s okay”
Diane, “Yes, for your marriage eyes”
by Marriage Eyes February 17, 2020
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Brown eye

Ones hole in the posterior section of the gluteus Maximus
0-line when we are running a pass play to make the pocket get your BROWN EYE to the quarterback ~ Coach Dean
by The_Brown_Eye_Collector73 March 9, 2020
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