by funny stuff u nab December 02, 2019
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur mum gay lmao
p$ss4munch3r5000 : no u
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur granny tranny
p$ss4munch3r5000 : well guess what
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : what
p$ss4munch3r5000 : your mom is not da bomb
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : *combusts into giant flames and explodes*
p$ss4munch3r5000 : no u
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur granny tranny
p$ss4munch3r5000 : well guess what
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : what
p$ss4munch3r5000 : your mom is not da bomb
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : *combusts into giant flames and explodes*
by PlebGuy101 March 29, 2018
WHY YOU BULLY ME? I'm not just SUCK YOUR MOM
Person: You suck Me: SUCK YOUR MOM
Ha, ive got your tea SUCK YOUR MOM
Person: You suck Me: SUCK YOUR MOM
Ha, ive got your tea SUCK YOUR MOM
by HeatWaveSS August 10, 2018
A Mother that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Mom will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Mom will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.
I did everything my Cobra Mom ask me to and I can't please her no matter what I do. She always expects me to respond to her every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because she insists on giving me one. My Cobra is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. She gets so jelly when I outshine her.
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