sidearm guy

1) in lacrosse, a chief who refuses to shoot overhand even when it would be more convenient to do so. a sidearm guy always shoots sidearm because he thinks it looks cool.

2) in life, anyone who insists on doing everything in a lazy or inappropriate manner. They wear hats cocked at stupid angles and leave trash all over the floor. this is derived from definition 1), as sidearm guys translate their sidearm ways into an entire lifestyle.

Hey sidearm guy how about shooting overhand once in a while? You might hit the cage. (P.S.... you're brute)

Hey sidearm guy how about putting your life back together.. it's in shambles right now.

by William Stickers III July 25, 2014

guy standing

Guy Standing is a dude whose name is Guy Standing and the only picture there is of him is of him sitting down

Person 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Guy Standing?
Person 2: Is there an actual person called Guy Standing?
Person 1: Yup, and the only picture of him is of him sitting.

by JasonDaStarBoi April 27, 2023

Sandwich Guy

A vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. Figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: sex and sandwiches. Mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, sex, or food is not being discussed.

Woman: I really feel we need to communicate more.
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!

by kahndor May 23, 2013

costco guys

cawst-co-gize Father-son duo on TikTok, under the alias @a.j.befumo. Known for their seemingly excessive obsession with Costco, partaking in social media trends at the same local Costco in every video. Coined the nickname due to their beaming passion for Costco.

Costco employee: Why the fuck is this grown man and his son dancing in the poultry aisle?! I see them every day!
Costco manager: Because they are the costco guys.

by tmkkmt May 30, 2024

marine and gui

very cringe couple oh my god

oh my god they remind me of marine and gui

by juan-francesco March 28, 2018

look guys i got a new camera

It means when you're dumb enough to try to show a person a g u n and say "look guys i got a new camera" and accidentally kill them

Look guys i got a new camera *gun shot* oh sorry
dumbass

by Básnik May 14, 2021

SpongeBob Guy

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.

Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023