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Fake friend

Someone you once trusted and loved but then they started treating you like shit. If They hurt you and gossip about you they are fake friends, if they make you sad and than getting mad at you about being hurt because of what they say. Trust me guys: you are not over reacting, you are not petty or stubborn. If it hurts you it hurts you and this is never your fault. Even if you don't have a lot of friends, it's better than having a fake friend. So if you realized you have a fake friend do yourself a favor and live him alone.
Example: "no she is a fake friend. Don't talk to her trust me she will hurt you"
Fake friend by Love yourself more October 20, 2019
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annoying friend

The annoying friend is usually the shortest friend and their name starts with “e” also know as the TSAF -that annoying short friend- but although they are the TSAF they are also really funny nice and pretty so it balances out (:
Ellie is definitely the annoying friend hahahahaha jk ..... ROWLING”

Second degree friend

Amy and I are second degree friends. I am friends with Tom who is friends with Amy.

Just Because Friend 

A friend who will come to you and mention the plans of an activity they are putting together with other friends, with no intention of actually including you just so they can say they included you in some form and feel like a better friend than they actually are.
Jason: Hey Matt, do you want to come to this party that Jess and some other people are putting together?

Matt: Oh really? Sure! I'd love to go!

Jason: Oh, well wait a minute. I don't think we're gonna have room in the van for you. Maybe next time.

Matt: You're such a Just Because Friend...

Rebound Side-Friend Dick (RSFD)

When a girl goes after the male friend of a guy who just rejected her
Jim and Jane broke up
Jim's best friend Kyle is now Jane's Rebound Side-Friend Dick (RSFD)

Jane wants Kyle's dick
Kyle and Jane hook up

Best Guy Friend 

A girls best guy friend is a place you never want to be, it is the zone where the girls bitches to you about her problems and you make the mistake of relating to them.

It is a mix between the friend zone and nice guy persona.

It is a horrible place to be, you eventually develop feelings for that person and then they shoot some comment of f to you such as,

" We have such a great friendship and, I don't want things to get out of hand " .

or,

" Last time it got out of control when I got to close with this other guy ".

Avoid this zone..the nice guy/friend zone/best friend zone mixed.

Close friends is probably going to far, if she ever calls you best friend you are butt fucked for life and have no chance with her at all -ever-.

This is coming from a guy who just delt with this situation today and it is a sucky ass place to be.

Do your self some good;

Pick up some weights.

Don't return her calls emails etc for a day.

Don't let her use you as an emotional door mat for her problems.

Never confirm best friend with her if she ever considers you that.

Just keep this in mind, it isn't because your ugly or an asshole or whatever it is. It is because you have gotten to close to her and if you do end up having something as more than friends and it went of course it would cause her to much emotional pain.

That is for nice girls, who sadly go for bad guys.

assume the opposite for sluts..

Guy: I like you allot
Girl: I like you as a best guy friend!
Guy 14 months later: I feel for you differently
Girl: We are to close and if it gets out of hand...well...
I am sorry!
Guy: Goddamnit

This is a very realistic situation. I am speaking from personal experience..

Friend Hopper 

One who is not part of your group of friends, yet who dates many of your friends in sequence.
"I never really knew Mary, until she dated Zack, Ken, Roger, and Cody all within a year. Quite a friend hopper, eh?"
Friend Hopper by FUGGYEW November 11, 2009