Slot Machine Guy

An individual with one arm. The lone arm acting like a slot machine in a casino.

Dad: Hey, did you see the slot machine guy at the McDonalds?
Me: lol wtf

by Sicariuss July 03, 2021

Cruise Guy

The type of man to spend hard earned vacation money on a carnival cruise. Usually aged in their mid thirties, born in the American South, and fond of margaritas. Cruise guys are often times racist and competitive amongst their inner circle, but timid around strangers.

Man, you really strike me as a cruise guy.

by ChefZac August 04, 2019

Push up guy

A guy who does push ups in the middle of class, is also stupid and eats shirts for living

Oh there’s dumbass push up guy doing push up’s in the middle of class

by Tablecow7777777 May 26, 2021

hat guy

a guy who walks around school with a hat on and his head down. he thinks he’s in the flaxxies but he isn’t and also he is big botman

girl 1: look it’s hat guy
girl 2: oh yea he’s a fookin bot man
girl 1: he is not even in the flaxxies!!
girl 2: L

by robocopcarter September 08, 2020

Hot Guy Gatorade

A guys piss. Specifically in a kinky/water-sports way.

“My favorite kink is hot guy Gatorade”

by Kyle Chad March 08, 2023

411 guy

When you want the information, call the 411 guy. When you want the misinformation, call the 4'11" guy.

Jon, you gave the misinformation again. If Zeke hadn't been so out of line, he would be noticed the way you used the same trick in an entirely new way on him. He should be called the 411 guy instead.

by Solid Mantis May 08, 2019

Guy Thigh

When your thigh is touching someone else's thigh

GOD DAMN IT RICHAD STOP BEING A GUY THIGH

by Jake Roon November 30, 2016