Very similar to a desk pop, but this act requires the accidental discharge of a weapon while inside of a patrol vehicle
Hey bob why is there a hole in the drivers seat?
Oh the previous officer had a little truck pop incident while on patrol
Oh the previous officer had a little truck pop incident while on patrol
by Poopydoodoopants July 22, 2017
"Fizzlepop" is a sexual fetish, or rather a watersports practice.
It consists of injecting lemonade, 7-up craneberry or grape juice into someone's genitals through their urethra, by filling someone or your own empty bladder with a drink using a large capacity syringe, and a short latex tube and put it in the urethra ( for women) and/or with a sterile Foley catheter (a silicone tube for men that goes in the bladder).
Then you can serve your partner a warm Fizzle Pop by pissing on their glass, or their mouth directly.
I recommend to drink a lot right after the practice to prevent any bladder infection, and right afterwards, use the catheter again to fill the bladder with saline solution to prevent any bad reaction from the remains of whatever the soda may contains, and flush it by peeing it out again. ( however I do not really recommend injecting directly any drinks in the vagina, as it may cause trouble, or in the penis directly with a syringe as it could fill the male's seminal vesicle.)
Many watersports-related pornographic films actually use fizzle pops instead of releasing actual urine on the actors and keeping a visually appearance of actual urine, depending of the flavor and desired appearance, allowing to film many sequences with different angles by refilling the actor or actress's bladder with drink.
It consists of injecting lemonade, 7-up craneberry or grape juice into someone's genitals through their urethra, by filling someone or your own empty bladder with a drink using a large capacity syringe, and a short latex tube and put it in the urethra ( for women) and/or with a sterile Foley catheter (a silicone tube for men that goes in the bladder).
Then you can serve your partner a warm Fizzle Pop by pissing on their glass, or their mouth directly.
I recommend to drink a lot right after the practice to prevent any bladder infection, and right afterwards, use the catheter again to fill the bladder with saline solution to prevent any bad reaction from the remains of whatever the soda may contains, and flush it by peeing it out again. ( however I do not really recommend injecting directly any drinks in the vagina, as it may cause trouble, or in the penis directly with a syringe as it could fill the male's seminal vesicle.)
Many watersports-related pornographic films actually use fizzle pops instead of releasing actual urine on the actors and keeping a visually appearance of actual urine, depending of the flavor and desired appearance, allowing to film many sequences with different angles by refilling the actor or actress's bladder with drink.
by Whurz February 12, 2018
by therealmccoy September 16, 2020
by Sevenlittledwarfs April 30, 2021
“damn you smoked that whole blunt? its been 5 minutes!” “don't worry i'm izzy pop heneajane” “oh right you eat water and drink orange chicken”
by Izzy319 September 26, 2021
A genre of music full of disgraceful people singing what they managers give them. Their fans praise them and see them as super-humans
Retard:Oh my god Taylor Swift and Drake are so talented Pop music is the best
Humanity:I want to die
Humanity:I want to die
by Honest Nigga June 25, 2017
The ultimate musical sacrilege.
Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.
It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.
It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.
This is Pop Music.
Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.
It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.
It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.
This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 11, 2023