straightforward guy

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.

Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

Mercedes guy

A term used on Mercedes owners who stole your partner/is your partner's sugar daddy

Takumi Fujiwara: Good luck with the Mercedes guy.

by SNCB 4136 March 15, 2023

labubu guy

Duhhh the labubu guy is joe bartolozzi!

The labubu guy!!!! Yoo whooo!! it a labubu!!!!

But real talk, the Labubu guy is a tiktoker, who sounds like Joe bartolozzi but actually isn't, you've seen him around. if you know Joe than you know who this guy is
this trend is used to rage bait Joe bartolozzi it follows the same trend as

I've been in the hills and Joe is dead

is it funny?
fuck yeah?

it the labubu guy chats!
hey guys!! you've been in the hills fucking dudes?
67 67 67 67???? ahhahahaa

by Zalo_r September 18, 2025

Autotune Guy

T-Pain. People say he's trash and he uses autotune but he can sing without it, and he actually makes it great, along with Travis Scott. And the impact he's had on rap is great. Many mumble rappers copy him.

*Lil Uzi Vert - You Was Right* on the radio

Jack: What rap is this? It sounds similar.

Michael: A T-Pain clone?

Alex: Yeah, he copied the Autotune Guy. Sadly 90% of radio rappers these days. You could always listen to Kendrick Lamar and J Cole though.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022

guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted

the term used to break up any argument between friends or siblings.

2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*

by stankorb March 16, 2021

My Guy

A term used by a rare amount of people.

Kai Mezzatesta said to his friend Josh Carser " Whatup My Guy?" or "What are you doin My Guy?"

by MEZZTASTIC.JR May 31, 2023

Guy 10

Nobody will ever remember him.
He's only a shadow of his peers.

Guy 1: Hey, whats up bro?
Guy 2: Nothing much, how about you?
Guy 3: hey guys.. can you ask me about how I'm doing?
Guy 4: Stop acting like you're non-existent to everyone.. think about how I feel.
Guy 5: Like you could ever talk?! Do you see how I am.
Guy 4: Shut the fuck up 5! Nobody cares about you
Guy 6: Stop fighting.. you don't know what real loneliness is
Guy 7: You don't either! You haven't seen a single thing.
Guy 8: Ha.. amateurs

Guy 9: 8, you're talking about yourself right?

Guy 10:

by kytasphobic July 27, 2024