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Sex Panda

A description of a sexy woman who looks particularly more attractive because of wearing lots of eye - liner and/or mascara. Making them look pandalike.
Guy: Whoa shes hot!

Buddy: Yeah a total Sex Panda!
by qwtcantbearsedthinkingofanadgf November 7, 2009
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mensies sex

Fucking while the girl is on her period
Dude, did u hear that Chris had mensies sex with Ashley.
by Christopher Marshall May 27, 2006
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wound sex

a violent sexual position developed by the ancient satanic occult "Gelaisazore; former leader Father Josh St. Gelais." Like the name "wound sex," the user will find or created a wound; this is generally done with a knife. Once this is done they will then insert there penis into the bloody hole. They will then begin to indugle themselves in a sexual rage, inserting and removing there penis repeatedly. As this process continues the wound will gradually grow in size; often another member will join in to fill in the space. This act is considerably messy and the wound is guaranteed to pick up infection; following the "wound sex."
Corey - shit i cut up my arm real bad

Rob - well... we might as well put it to good use then

Corey - ya i geuss i could go for some wound sex, call up the boys, this one's gonna be a bleeder!
by stephen the anus man June 11, 2006
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nipple sex

Foot ball player: OH Yeah! I GOT A TD

Foot ball player 2: YES! COME ON DUDE Chest BUMP!!!"
and then there nipples touched thus creating nipple sex
by jimmy jew jew May 7, 2011
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emo sex

emo sex is sex between two emo people. usually invoving alot more agnst then normal sex...people may think emos dont 'get much' but belive me they do...emos get alot of ass indeed.
this is ur tipical emo sex : emo girl walks in room and finds her emo boyfriend..."wanna have sex?" says the emo girl fliping her black hair to the side..."sure" says the emo boy...they start kissing and he takes out a condom the emo girl puts the condom on the emo boy... and sticks his cock in her...after they both cry...
by screamo_luver April 7, 2009
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prison sex

Male-on-male anal sex in which the top stands up and the bottom bends over, usually grabbing his ankles, his butt to top's junk. This is considered the fastest and easiest way for top to pentrate and fuck to orgasm, if not the most esthetically pleasing. Out of prison, the bottom can be female or male.

Indeed, "prison sex" is often the preferred method of sex in prison, where quickies are key. It is not to be confused with conjugal visits, which imply no particular sexual positioning between partners.

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"Whaddaya mean, Joe's too tall for you? Have him bend over and grab his ankles -- you've never heard of prison sex?"

"I like to look my fuckee in the face, Dude. Prison sex to me is all about efficiency and nothing about romance."

"Believe me, if you both want it bad enough, you'll find a way . . . maybe several different ways."
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by al-in-chgo May 20, 2010
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optical sex

Performing sexual favors and acheiving a female orgasm using solely the eyelid.
Tom contracted eye hepes after perfoming optical sex on his sister.
by Collins Hall November 12, 2004
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