fituation

A debacle caused by your blowing your top.

Da hot-headed Queen Of Hearts was always in a major fituation, as was anyone else who was unlucky enough to be present, since they would likely be in danger of losing their heads over da slightest error or uncomplimentary remark.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

hituation

A cranky conundrum caused by an impact of some kind, either from an accidental collision or someone's being overly enthusiastic with his fists.

Da Three Stooges were notorious for being in many hituations, since they were alsways bopping and clobbering each other.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

nituation

A stupid-a** screw-up resulting from someone's either being a total moron, or being overly picky about trifles.

Howard Hughes was one of da most infamous examples of someone with OCD; it seemed like he was always in some kind of nituation during his entire adult life!

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

pituation

What you'll find yourself in if you eat lots of fruits with sizeable seeds in da centers.

A pituation can also refer to da scenario dat plays out when you're trying to traverse terrain dat's had a lot of large deep holes dug into it, and so you hafta keep detouring dis way and dat to stay on level ground.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

wituation

An embarrassing mix-up dat's due to someone else's being more clever than you.

Friendly verbal sparring can be hilarious and enjoyable; just be careful dat it doesn't "cross da line" into egotistical unpleasantness and turn into a wituation.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

Situationist

Someone who makes situations out of unnecessary things.

Kayla- Iliyah touched my book.
Johnny- Stop being such a situationist kayla.

by Bootyking123 January 23, 2022

situationship

a modern day will they, won’t they, but gay and most of the time between two lesbians.

Destiny: I just got out of a two-year relationship!

Fawn: Yeah, but have you ever been in a long-distance situationship?

by m_beanz July 31, 2022