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Losing on yourself

To lose one's mind/marbles. Refers to when an individual forgets obvious things or makes easy mistakes, similarly to the symptoms of going senile.
'You're losing on yourself because you put your shoes in the fridge!'

Amy is losing on herself because she confused a person with a cat.
by Giant Mushrooms November 14, 2011
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Good luck to yourself

When someone is passive aggressive and you've rejected them; substituted for "Go fuck yourself".
She: "I haven't dated in a long time and would rather be friends. Besides, you're a misogynist."
He: "That's totally fine. Good luck to yourself."
by BADiamond November 14, 2016
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Faith yourself

To pretend to cut your own wrists to make others feel sorry for you.
If you have no friends, and faith yourself, others will not feel sorry for you.
by doosh August 31, 2008
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Jill Yourself

Verb: the act of doing something, most likely referring to female masturbation
Helen: Are you going to jill yourself?
Jill: All night I love to jill myself
by pussyxxxmonkeydick April 28, 2016
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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beat yourself blind

a hellish great song from Skid Row... it's also a great advice
hey man, beat yourself blind... it's the best option at this moment!!
by injuredadri October 5, 2006
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Stifle yourself

Yo! Why you calling my girl!

Stifle yourself bro, she my cousin!

Yo! My bad!
by Damgames June 12, 2018
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