wankin' in the wind

A derivative of the phrase, "Blowin' in the wind," which itself was coined by singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in his hit song of the same name. Whereas people use the original phrase to respond to profound societal and political questions, "Wankin' in the wind" is used in situations where the answer to a question is so painfully obvious that even someone foolish enough to masturbate in public would be able to answer it.

Person #1: When's the Fourth of July?
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!

Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!

by Like, An Actual Linguist July 1, 2017

tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013

wind sock

When you shove your forearm so far up a female deuce hole and you pull out bring her the lining of her rectum out with you

Dude I wind socked her so fucking hard, the lining of her rectum was flapping in the wind

by WindSocker April 14, 2006

wind uppercut

Awesome move that Zach uses.

Larissa: ogm zach dat moove is so in reel life!11

Everyone: REAL LIFE?! WTF?

by REAL LIFE?! January 13, 2004

balls to the wind

when one is running a race and his shorts ride up in the breeze, letting a ball hang low. thus, the balls are in the wind.

when i ran the mile in gym class, i went balls to the wind on the final stretch

by erik December 1, 2003

second wind

a girl who used to be percieved as ugly who is now realized to be attractive.

person 1: yo is that quinn?

person 2: yeah. its crazy i used to think she was so ugly.

person 3: i guess she just got her second wind

by mcg swag August 29, 2011

piss in the wind

go take your futility elsewhere. Your opinion was unfair.

Her: "watching you shove your personal angst into good poetry is like watching a fat woman trying to squeeze herself into my favorite dress."

Him: "Go piss in the wind."

by ALGGG January 19, 2008