kicks serious willy

This term derives from the altogether less legendary and more American phrase kick ass. This British version was created by morgangills as he felt that there was no general term to describe something that he deems to be bloody amazing.

"Yes yes The Lion King does kick serious willy"

by morgangills December 1, 2004

one-eyed willy

A Goonies favorite. This is when you cum in a girl's eye, kick her in the shin, and run away as if you set off a series of booby traps. The desired effect is to get her hopping on one leg while holding the other, and covering one of her eyes with her free hand. Resembling the famous pirate (or Mama Fratelli if she's fat). Arrgh!

Last night at the frat party, this girl was so drunk and fugly, I ended up one-eyed willying her.

by PoloSportCondoms.com June 16, 2005

free Willy

The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.

"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

gagging Willy Nelson

Female masturbation using the fingers only; the pubic hair, of course, represents Willy's beard, and the vagina, Willy's mouth.

I caught my mother gagging Willy Nelson in her room last weekend.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

Willy Wanker

When charlie is full up of chocolate and now wants cum

Charlie got willy wankered after his 3 chocolate bar

by Muhammad Rahman May 25, 2017

cum willy

ejaculation in a persons ear.

Joe is mad at Gary because Gary gave Joe a cum willy while he was sleeping.

by nate yo July 27, 2006

Free Willy Style

1. Doing as one pleases with no regard for the consequences that may occur.

1. I processed this request Free Willy Style, without the proper documentation.

by dontcha know who i am July 16, 2009