Tainted Willy

The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.

My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.

by candy ass124 January 19, 2010

Duncan's willy

Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.

"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."

"I've got Duncan's Willy?"

"PERFECT!"

by CatMac February 06, 2014

willy drip

a blob/string of willy dribble/piss/other fluids that hangs off the end of your dick.

also accounts for urine/seaman still inside the penis.

after visiting the toilet, i then had to deal with some willy drips.

by celestial phoenix April 14, 2008

Willy Slap

To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....

The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.

This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!

by Noodlesticks McGrew January 06, 2014

Tilly willy

A fat slag spoiler who spoils tv programmes to everyone. She will most likely get slapped up.

Omg I can’t believe you told what happened!! What a tilly willy ill shank ya !!

by Peterfile June 10, 2020

willy dipper

a willy dipper is a man who likes to dunk his penis into a cup of coffee then be given oral

man1 "hey baby fancy given me head?"
woman"na but ill give yu a willy dipper "
man1" ok ill go buy some coffee"

by grace oblong February 23, 2011

willy gremlins

when you go to the toilet for a piss but can't urinate

Man i was so fucked last night i had a serious case of willy gremlins and couldn't piss

by little wang 123 July 03, 2013