dew funk

A dew funk is a strong independent black man.

Loves the ladies and an accidental cock in an alley.

You’re acting like a dew funk

by Dew funk November 16, 2023

Do the dew

To kill oneself; commit suicide.

I chose a name in my family’s $2 gift which made me have to do the dew. However, I’m a bitch and didn’t do it.

by Michael “fagatar” Maksymowych December 14, 2023

Dew Drop

A person who repeatedly calls other people snowflakes because they can't handle any sort of criticism to their world view.

The dew drop called the people on reddit a snowflake because they didn't approve of his racism.

by thedaddyman December 16, 2022

Will dew

Simply complying to something, but when what you’re being asked to do takes under 5 minutes.

Ariana: “Can you get me my chicken leash, its on the countertop.”
Daniel: “Will dew.”

by uonkog December 28, 2022

gotta go check on my mountain dew

Be an asshole and leave your friends

I gtg, gotta go check on my mountain dew

by PENISLOVERINTHEHOLE77785674 July 9, 2017

dew pit

semen depository

made a huge deposit in the girlfriend dew pit last night.

by Rollypollly June 17, 2018

Milton dew

Someone who smells like mildew but to give them a more creative name.

Dang milton dew smells like mildew.

by Gomer Pyle over der July 6, 2018