crowning brown

Describes a strong urge to poop.

Oh man, that meal was huge and the food baby is is close! I feel like I'm crowning brown.

by texadelphia March 03, 2011

Brown Marker

A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole

I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!

by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017

brown weed

Nasty brown cheap weed that smells like dirt or hay. Usually smoked by people with very poor connections and limited funds.

"Hey look here comes Ed lookin for his dollar bag of brown weed again. Sell him some of that dirt over there. He'll never know."

by Dank Darryl September 13, 2013

brown phone

Slang term for the urge to expell one's bowels.

"I'm getting a customer service call on the brown phone."

by JC Andrews May 24, 2005

Brown Bagel

Referring to someones anus or brown eye.

When I brought that woman from the bar last night she asked me if I wanted to lick her Brown Bagel, and I said Shit yeah!.

by Surge1221 March 10, 2011

fletcher brown

A super hot guy in general and crazy kind guy. He's super smart too. He's hard to find but when you find him never let him go. He'll be the greatest thing that's ever happened to you. Go out and find yourself a Fletcher

Oh, damn that fletcher brown killed it on and off the dance floor last night!!

by Jamal Hawkins January 10, 2017

brown moment

When you accidentally shit yourself in public.

I had a brown moment at the library after eating a giant spicy burrito.

by laddiehickelsen October 20, 2021