That Sounded Wet

A common warning in today's vernacular. When one wishes to inform a mate, cohabitant, fellow bus rider, etc. that based on the distinct sound of their fart, that it is likely they have crapped their trousers. The degree of shit introduced to said trousers can range from just a smudge in the ass crack to full on crime scene. Further studies may develop a strong correlation between the sound of wetness in the fart to the amount of dump in the drawers.
Bill: Fires off a thunderous, but wet-sounding fart. (Probably shit himself a bit)
John: "That sounded wet, bro..."
by Paul Varjack January 30, 2016
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Wet Burp

Verb; Something you do when vomiting is in your near future. Often due to extreme intoxication.
Right before Jamiroquai turned into a faucet he had the foulest wet burp I’ve ever heard.
by Grand Wizard Alex October 05, 2020
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Wet Wendy

Similar to a "Wet Willy," instead of using saliva to stick in the victim's ear, the appropriate body fluid for the Wet Wendy is female or male cum.
After I soaked my finger in my vagina, I went over to Mark and gave him a wet wendy.
by Jadedsk September 17, 2014
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Wet donkey

When a man ejaculates inside of his woman and then immediately gives her a donkey back ride, allowing the semen to dribble onto said man's back.
Okay Michelle, I'm finished, now get on my back and give me a wet donkey
by JHenbo May 16, 2020
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wet snort

When a girl takes her high heel off and uses it to put all of a guys seamen in a line and then snorts it like cocaine
When Gerald finished cumming, his wife Hilda, got up, took off her heel, and did a wet snort off of the coffee table.
by Mr. Wetsnort July 07, 2019
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wet cleft

wet cleft- when a male has intense sexual intercourse with a women and her labia majora becomes loosened and moist to the point where one fold of the labia majora hangs down from the vulva.
Hit her with a right right, hit her with a left, got to beat it up until I give her lips a wet cleft. -Rkanomaly
by RKanomaly March 12, 2020
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wet chops

I hate it when i'm in the spa and everyone sees my wet chops !!
by Greymouth536 June 16, 2011
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