Weird German

While having anal sex the taker poops as the giver pulls out.

When Josh stuck his penis is Ashley's but, and pulled out she pooped all over the bed, and Josh said, "I cannot believe you just did the weird german.

by Ashuhlee Fail & Wolfman February 28, 2009

Weird Menace

The turd that randomly appears on somebody's kitchen floor.

Dude! Somebody took a weird menace in here! I'm not cleaning that shit up.

by Charlie Granville August 17, 2008

weird ass party

(wîrd)(ás)(pärté)
n. pl. weird ass par·ties
def: A social gathering for pleasure or amusement, focusing on or celebrating the strange or otherwise out of the ordinary; rectum, behind, bum, rump, gluteus maximus, dumper or posterior.

The conjoined fetus twins had a weird ass party before they were surgically separated.

by Buffalo Pockets December 9, 2012

weird arm

When you're laying bed with someone all intertwined and one of you has weird arm. Lying on your arm in an uncomfortable position.

Babe I've got to roll over on my other side I've got weird arm.

by Lin-Zeee August 28, 2016

weird cold

When your cold but your really not cold but your shivering but sweating but your still cold.

Oh my gosh I'm hot but I'm cold, I'm weird cold

by Happy feet 123 April 24, 2017

weird pot pie

Includes at least 4 people with an equal male to female ratio. This is the act of having sex with carrots, peas, and potatoes inside of a pastry shell, using gravy as lube.

Did you hear about Noah? He got drunk last night and had a weird pot pie

by Misfortune77 September 5, 2017

weird wipe

A wipe that was not asked for or needed.

ew, that was a weird wipe.

by themattblackshow October 31, 2017