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That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.
John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright
by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025
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Wear you out

What horny housewives want to do to their husbands or pool boy.

To do cowgirl on said man's member and go to town.
I have been on Ozempic for three months and want to wear you out.
by What_is_a_woman January 26, 2024
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Lemon wearing

If someone feels the urge to be a trans lesbian lover such as wearing a lemon hist with gym shorts on a Friday in Minnesota. Then they are gay and like to fuck random girls off tinder.
Dang Brock looking like a lemon wearing he is so gayyyyyyggytytyyyyyy!
by pen17lover April 22, 2022
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MULLET WEAR

Business attire for online video work meetings where top half is appropriately dressed for work but the bottom half of the outfit consists of boxers or pajama pants
I'm going to roll up in Mullet wear for tomorrows video conference with a blazer and pj pants - all business on top and pj party on the bottom .
by TGnursecoach April 13, 2020
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9th february is known as the national wear grey panties day! On this day, everyone has to wear grey panties, no matter the gender
sarah: are you wearing grey panties?
justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!
by funkypantylol February 9, 2025
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Wearing A Hat

Having a hat on your head.
Ummm... THE GOBLIN IS WEARING A HAT! And... THE FRIDGE IS WEARING A HAT! Duh... uh, A PILE OF HATS IS WEARING A HAT!
by Mixels April 26, 2023
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Fez-wearing Italian Man

A certain Italian no-no-brown ducktator man in the funny second war.
History channel (censored): No-no-brown Italy was lead by the Fez-Wearing Italian Man.
by KyoshiroOfHonor October 20, 2023
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