Wanker

One who wanks; A person who masturbates multiple times in a week or day.

Wanking: Masturbating

Oh God, that track runner is a wanker? And he was WANKING whislt running?! Gross.

by The ORIGINAL Grammer Nazi May 09, 2007

wanker

wanker adj : a person whom wanks his pud or cock . look at the bloody wanker . 2 an idiot in the social i.e. look at the bloody wanker ....

look at the bloody wanker in the park scaring away the people ...lol

by wankmeister February 16, 2005

Wanker phone

Mobile phone. Not commonly used today, but was heavily used in the early days of the device. As the prices of phones dropped the term fell out of favour; another case of Tall poppy syndrome?

Look at that guy talking on his wanker phone; is he that important?!

by S!egfried June 14, 2010

wanker the anchor

To masturbate vigorously.

Mike wanker the anchor really hard last night.

by Konstantine The Good May 16, 2006

mask wanker

Someone who insists on wearing a mask during a fake pandemic

Look at them sheep wearing masks

Mask wanker

by Giggidy79 December 19, 2021

wanker mobile

A car, either a SAXO (usually in the blue colour that is also popular amongst Grannies) or a Subaru (either of the blue or black variety)

See that wanker in his wanker mobile, he looks like a cock - BARE laughs!

by Team Diva April 28, 2006

oinky wanker

In the terms of old, oinky wanker is used to describe the male genitalia. Also known as, penis.

It is also a derogatory term against the male genitalia.

"Ew, I saw his oinky wanker"

"He got a sex change, and he got his oinky wanker taken off"

by jigiram February 03, 2008