Wake and cake

For a male to bring himself to a state of arousal, wake his partner, and ejaculate on their face

Man, I iced my girls face this morning with a mean wake and cake.

by Killa from manilla indaflesh April 18, 2017

Wake up the block

When you shoot and kill someone in the hood

This mf was talkin shit so I had to wake up the block

by zfuhrman27 March 26, 2018

Wake Portal

During a game of Dungeons and Dragons, the male players circle round their DM, in turn feeding the DM their semen. Once everyone has ‘finished’ and the DM’s mouth is full, the player with the highest strength roll bonks them on the head, knocking them out, sending them to another ‘plane’.

“Our DM forgot to tell us about a door that was vital to the quest, so we circle jerked and sent him through the ‘Wake Portal’”

by FistiGuffs November 23, 2023

Wake Gobbers

A relatively new phrase, coined by the transition from the harassment of overweight individuals with the catchphrase "Weight Goals" that shifted to "Wei-Goals!" (sped-up) and finally ended up becoming "Wake gobs," which has now transitioned into the final phase, "Wake Gobbers."

The term no longer refers to overweight individuals but is primarily used in a situation where something unusual has happened, implying that it is a "Gobbers moment" and that it's time for everyone to "Wake Gobbers."

Justin: What the hell, I just won the lottery yesterday.

Steven: Wake gobbers! Wake gobbers! That's a gobbers moment right there. Wake gobbers!

by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023

A Special Jamaican Waking

When a Jamaican man breaks into your house and puts his dick on your cheek, and as you awake the man busts a nut in your mouth.

Sarah told me that yesterday she got a special Jamaican Waking.

by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017

wake relatives

Relatives you never see until there is a funeral in the family & they show up to act greedy, stir discontent within the family, or stuff their faces with as much free food as they can at the post funeral reception.

When granpap died, all the wake relatives we hadn't seen since gramma's funeral began showing up to see who would inherit what, to point fingers at who caused granpap's cancer, and to stuff their faces at the buffet afterwards.

by Ihor Ivanenko May 25, 2010

Wake N' Shake

Waking up and masturbating using open porn tabs from the night before.

I found some tabs open with porn. Did you wake n' shake?

Yes...

by dklfsdkljfsdkljgsklg October 09, 2021