a high school that’s good for literally nothing except being hoes and fucking rich. everybody hates each other, and all they do is do drugs and party. they don’t have one good sport and the only thing their good at is marching band but who really gives a fuck
someone - “do you know anyone who goes to blue valley west??”
you - “yeah their all fucking retarded and crazy”
Whilst receiving a standing rimjob from a carwash attendant, you begin vigorously gargling previously collected homeless person diarrhea. The act is completed when 5 pieces of corn from said diarrhea gargle fall out of your mouth and land on any part of the rimjob giver's body, causing him to violently projectile vomit straight up your asshole.
I went to get my car washed and ended up falling in love after we did a soulful Lehigh Valley Lewdacris.
School found in Bettendorf, IA that claims every year to be the "best" school in Iowa. Most of that high-quality education they claim to have is funded by the tax dollars of the silver spoon in the ass parents of the already entitled students. Our football is shit because the only thing the kids are willing to hit hard is their vape. Depression and stress have become the sole personality trait of 50% of the girl population here, while the boys love to sit and listen because their snobby ass parents at home won't give them any attention.
Pleasant Valley HS is so diverse and accepting, minus the 100 swastikas written in the bathroom stalls.
A school in bettendorf which is made up of “rednecks” with shit trucks, white girls who think they are better than everyone else, and entitled white kids with slow ass jeeps that their parents bought for them. You can find nic on almost anyone you meet there, and atomic or dunkin on any white girl you see. Some kids in the school have a good family, a big ass house, and somehow still throw their life away and think they are hot shit. PV is filled with entitled, rich, snobby losers.
Don’t ever go to Pleasant Valley HS, you’llregret it!
A high school located in Germantown, Maryland. Known for being both dangerous and irrelevant in nearly all sports. Typically has gangs patrolling the hallways, a shooting/bombing threat every 1-2 weeks, and an overall atmosphere that fosters giving up on hopes and dreams. If attending this high school, I recommend a bulletproof vest as a good investment due to all the trigger-happy MS13 wannabes that want to be initiated so badly. It’s the only high school i’ve ever been to where bringing a mini-draco to school was seen as normal and was expected among some.
A type of lying position that's mostly seen done by animals like dogs and cats. It lies on it's back to showing off it's belly, and it's back legs spread are out to a point where you can see the animal's genitals.
"Look how your cat is lying."
"Oh, yeah. She's airing out the valley."