vaginal volcanoe

When your vaginal cavity lets out a spew of hot air, because the orgasm was extremely spectacular.

I am going to marry him. He gave me a vaginal volcanoe.

by BigCracker May 17, 2016

deja-vagine

When a chick gives you her phone number and you discover she is already in your contacts, so you check the previous text message exchange to find that you stopped messaging because she was getting too thirsty for your happily married ass.

Man, I had a major case of deja-vagine last night when a customer gave me her number. Turns out we already met and she got a little thirsty for my liking so I cut her off. Please don't tell my wife, lest I end up in the dog box again.

by Kiwiboiii November 17, 2020

Vagine-Eleven

An event from an alternate universe (Hillary Clinton president of USA) where on September 11th, 2001, an all female group hijacked two airplanes and crashed them into the Twin Towers deeming them phallic symbols of oppression.

“I don’t know what event was worse here on Earth C-637, Pearl Necklace Harbor or Vagine-Eleven. Women are relentless.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Vaginal Purging

When a female regrets having sex with a man in her past.

"Im in real need of some vaginal purging right now. If only my vagina could throw up like my stomach did, so I didn't have to live with admitting that I slept with that guy in the trench coat at the bar."

by Pirateprincess24 July 15, 2016

vaginal disaster

Child birth

After delivering twins, Michelle's genitals were declared a vaginal disaster.

by sickophucko November 28, 2013

Bermuda Vaginical

Commonly referring to a woman with a never ending shaft.

Often a good place to find second hand items such as; dildos, ex boyfriends and lost pets.

Derivative of the Greek word "Dimitri"

She is really hot but I don't want to get lost in her "Bermuda Vaginical" I'm too young to die

by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017

vaginal motor

sex drive of a robotic female

woah that girl's vaginal motor almost cut my dick off!

by emmieballs June 23, 2014