The Urban Ninja

the act of taking two 15 inch black dildos and tieing them together with a string like nunchucks. while shiving one up your ass you then swing the free dildo around and sneak up behind your partner and hit them with it. thus creating a ninja like expirience.

i gave The Urban Ninja to my boyfriend last night because he said i wasnt adventurous enough.

by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011

Urban Onion

Something my dad called urban dictionary when he can't think of the name.

Dad: Hey son can you look this work up in the urban onion?
Me: dad ots called urban dictionary

by Loadedfuckingpotato August 18, 2016

Urban Dictionary

This Website.

Legend: “Hey mate! Go to this website: Urban Dictionary, or, urbandictionary.com, there might be a meaning of life there.”

Random guy: “Sure thing.”

by stupid penis guy March 12, 2022

Urban Dictionary

what people use when the google definition has a too high vocabulary for them

“what does espionage mean…?”

*searches it on google but doesn’t have a big enough vocabulary to get it*
“Whatever I’ll just use Urban Dictionary…”

by melodiccadenza October 15, 2023

urban dick'd

when you are referenced in a definition on this website. either a great honor, or terrible shame, depending on self esteem levels.

i totally urban dick'd that guy, and now he's famous.

well famous like divine brown.

by jb is awesome November 15, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A website that pretends to be a slang dictionary, but is used by Communists to spread their propaganda.

Sean used Urban Dictionary to try and spread his political views.

Communists seem to visit Urban Dictionary more than anyone.

And, often the editors don't like definitions like this.

by oooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeww December 30, 2009

urban dictionary

A website you go to, too kill time when it's not safe to look at porn.

My mom's home so I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites.

by benthere August 11, 2008