the blue abiko treatment

"the blue abiko treatment" involves brutally shoving your ex-spouse/partner against a wall and breaking their spine in the process, paralysing them forever.

"she broke up with me so i gave her the blue abiko treatment"

by FearItSelfPlayz May 09, 2024

The bagel treatment

To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel

That baddy be lookin fine. Imma give her the bagel treatment

by FenTheGoat December 10, 2023

halstead treatment

to make love passionately

i want to give you the halstead treatment, because i think you’re sexy.

by dhajakdnd October 29, 2021

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

by Someone awesome April 02, 2016

The Daveion Treatment

Unfair or discriminatory treatment towards an individual for no reason at all.

Everyone is being so mean to me today for no reason I feel like I’m getting the Daveion Treatment

by Daveionb1024 March 28, 2024

Trashcan Treatment

When a person is giving your opinions no value.

She was giving me the trashcan treatment when I was talking about my feelings.

by Grasson May 25, 2025

Loud treatment

The polar opposite of a silent treatment. A loud treatment is an agressive sexual act where you fuck your partner of choice so hard, they have to end their silent treatment to moan and scream at the top of their lungs

Anna was giving me the silent treatment so I went to see her. Ended up giving her the loud treatment and most likely traumatizing her roommate

by BronnyJhano March 26, 2023