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Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021
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travel-kemping

travel-kemping, is the act of travelling to developing countries to carry out kemping with the local women. In many cases this is pre-arranged with both parties. But a travel-kemper will also look to women of the night
I'm bored of going to the beach for my holidays, this year i'm going travel-kemping.
by HRH_BUTLER March 9, 2010
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The blues traveler

Going down on a woman like she’s ya favorite harmonica
Things really heated up after I gave her the blues traveler.
by Daduffster July 26, 2019
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Travel + Leisure

a travel magazine based in New York City, New York.
In 2021, Wyndham Destinations acquired Travel + Leisure from Meredith Corporation
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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Travel

To absent-mindedly take personal possessions and on an adventure, making them hard to track down when you need them.
Shit, I've travelled my keys somewhere again. To what unknown place have I taken them?"
by martypoop February 2, 2021
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traveling asshole

A person or persons(s) who are able to and do travel frequently, while others around them are not able to do so.
Hey...where did you just get back from this time you traveling asshole?
by NicLydon April 15, 2017
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Travel Pants

A mans comfy pair of pants that he wears for in the car or on the plane when going/travelling on holiday ! A bloke usually dons his Travel Pants because he has large testicles and the 'Dad Briefs' give him extra support !
Have you seen the size of big Robbo's bollox ? he's deffo got his Travel pants on
by The Purple Helmet May 5, 2022
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