texas toast

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast

we played texas toast last night it sucked

by stephen November 8, 2004

toast packer

When one is out of lube, butter is smeared on a piece of toast. Toast is then smeared on the butthole as to serve as lube. Generally used for heterosexual vegitarians.

I used all my lube up so I became a toast packer.

by Glosmotorhead September 20, 2006

toast race

when multiple men (2 and above) masterbate over a piece of toast, the last one to cum eats the toast.

watch it bitch!! or else I will challange you to a toast race

by D, Sanchez May 21, 2007

wet toast

1- Boring. Without spice. Bland
2- A man without character. Easily manipulated. Spineless.

"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e "He's boring")
"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e. "He's manless")

by squarehand May 7, 2007

Tits on toast

1. When a woman dresses seductively, particularly with a low decolletage or with a style that accentuates the cleavage.

"She usually doesn't make an effort, but last night she was all tits on toast!"

by pollyanna-istanbul December 21, 2009

Dicks on toast

Dicks on toast refers to the practice of placing your penis in a friend or family members meal before giving it to them.

Dad: Whats for Dinner tonight?

Mum: Dicks on toast.

by Chumplett May 26, 2009

Vaseline on toast

Vaseline on some toast. Are you fucking retarded what did you expect

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by Vaseline on toast April 21, 2019