by Mobscenity October 21, 2014
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Pouring a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, and instead of milk, you pour Captain Morgan to create a true breakfast of champions.
by D.Asian January 17, 2012
Certainly the greatest anti-hero ever found in a book. Created by Jules Verne, Captain Nemo is the captain of the submarine, Nautilus. Tortured by a tragic past, the murder of his entire family (including his kids), Nemo promised justice upon the oppressed people of lesser nations. While on the fight for vengeance, Captain Nemo explores the ocean and collects a wealth of knowledge about undersea life and the ocean. Captain Nemo is also known for playing a pipe organ within the parlor of his sub while watching the sea through a massive window.
With fire in his eyes, Captain Nemo ordered the sub to surface , and flying through the ocean at full speed, he steered the Nautilus toward a massive iron-clad steamship. As the prow of the Nautilus ripped through the hull of the warship like a knife through cloth, the submarine slowly dove back into the murky blue depths.
by Narwhals Everywhere August 23, 2017
"Why is Anne walking funny today?"
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."
by Ekomatter October 24, 2007
Captain of the starship Voyager. Lost and stranded in the Delta Quadrant. Little do people know that Janeway has a lust for Seven of Nine. Janeway likes her coffee black, almost everyday, because of being so tired from the night before, lying awake, thinking of Seven of Nine. Janeway will sometimes masturbate 2-3 times a night in order to alleviate the tension and let out her urges.
Janeway lets her true feelings show more during season 7. Janeway secretly wants to be with Seven of Nine, lying there in bed, circling her tongue around Seven of Nine's perk nipples. However, Janeway knows that this love is forbidden by Starfleet protocol. As a result, she only wants to see Seven of Nine happy, even if it means being with Chakotay. During the last episode of season 7, future Janeway argues with her present self to take the pathway home. Present Janeway finally gives in, when future Janeway reveals that Seven of Nine dies if they do not take the path home. Future Janeway is also willing to sacrifice herself in order to ensure that Seven of Nine lives, even if it means being with Chakotay.
Janeway lets her true feelings show more during season 7. Janeway secretly wants to be with Seven of Nine, lying there in bed, circling her tongue around Seven of Nine's perk nipples. However, Janeway knows that this love is forbidden by Starfleet protocol. As a result, she only wants to see Seven of Nine happy, even if it means being with Chakotay. During the last episode of season 7, future Janeway argues with her present self to take the pathway home. Present Janeway finally gives in, when future Janeway reveals that Seven of Nine dies if they do not take the path home. Future Janeway is also willing to sacrifice herself in order to ensure that Seven of Nine lives, even if it means being with Chakotay.
Captain Janeway: "I'd like to help you explore your...humanity."
Seven of Nine: "I don't see how being naked is relevant?"
Captain Janeway: "This will help you to learn to feel more comfortable around other women in the sonic showers."
Seven of Nine: "Is it common for one woman to wash another woman's back?"
Captain Janway: "Of course it is Seven of Nine. It's all part of the natural course of human life. Just lean forward, relax, and learn to love it. That's it. Let me get your lower back."
*Janeway begins to slide one, then two fingers into Seven of Nine*
Janeway: "I never knew a borg could be so warm in wet inside."
Seven of Nine: "I don't see how being naked is relevant?"
Captain Janeway: "This will help you to learn to feel more comfortable around other women in the sonic showers."
Seven of Nine: "Is it common for one woman to wash another woman's back?"
Captain Janway: "Of course it is Seven of Nine. It's all part of the natural course of human life. Just lean forward, relax, and learn to love it. That's it. Let me get your lower back."
*Janeway begins to slide one, then two fingers into Seven of Nine*
Janeway: "I never knew a borg could be so warm in wet inside."
by Lightboxes April 10, 2008
A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.
by Anonymous March 09, 2003