by lightspeed January 04, 2013
To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.
Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"
"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."
"What a dick."
"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."
"What a dick."
by opfawcett July 26, 2015
by JT PRoDucT January 01, 2018
by Chris Wags February 01, 2008
A casual expression or quip used only on the hottest of women, and stated only by a guy who obviously has no chance with said girl in a normal setting. The underlying meaning being that if some mediocre scrub actually scored with that hot of a chick, no one would believe it and therefore it wouldn't have happened even if it did
by Willis P Styles September 15, 2007
by 30rsticosworth January 09, 2010
When a woman strokes just the hair in front of her front private part (beaver )
She does it in a ticklish manner.
This is a slang word
She does it in a ticklish manner.
This is a slang word
The pre-stages of a woman playing with herself . This is done to sexually stimulate herself before continuing to play with herself .
by Hef August 16, 2005