To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.
Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"
"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."
"What a dick."
"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."
"What a dick."
by opfawcett August 24, 2015

by Catch of the day 1969 July 17, 2009

by Chris Wags February 1, 2008

A casual expression or quip used only on the hottest of women, and stated only by a guy who obviously has no chance with said girl in a normal setting. The underlying meaning being that if some mediocre scrub actually scored with that hot of a chick, no one would believe it and therefore it wouldn't have happened even if it did
by Willis P Styles September 28, 2007

by 30rsticosworth January 10, 2010

When a woman strokes just the hair in front of her front private part (beaver )
She does it in a ticklish manner.
This is a slang word
She does it in a ticklish manner.
This is a slang word
The pre-stages of a woman playing with herself . This is done to sexually stimulate herself before continuing to play with herself .
by Hef September 5, 2005

Technically-To fuck a girl in the ass. Can also be loosely translated for tradition intercourse. Can also be more broadly defined as messing with someone.
by scratchy2868 May 12, 2015
