Piss handle

Piss handle is the appendage near your waist that only the male species acquire. You must go through nine months of brutal pain but once you have completed this task you are awarded the piss handle.
Yo bro my piss handle is much longer than yours.
by wewawd February 25, 2020
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Woman-handling

She was woman-handling that rich guy for such a small price.
by happysullivanheck July 02, 2021
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matt handle

known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.
can you matt handle this?
by lovetomatthandle November 06, 2009
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pull a handle on someone

To get over on someone such as taking advantage or stealing
" He tried to pull a handle on me "

" Luckily I'm not that stupid "

" He tried to pull a handle on someone "
" Goes to show what his getdown is "
by 408Sanjo November 30, 2022
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handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.
Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.
by Hswan33 February 16, 2018
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Hurricane Handles

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.
After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.
by Your chicanery buddy August 02, 2023
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pump-handle

The ultimate enthusiastic greeting between best buddies or a guy to a girl he feels super-glad to see; it's where ya grab yer friend's hands and shake his arms vigorously up and down while making joyful enthusiastic "musical grunting" noises in time to the motions.
Huge-statured marshmallow-hearted guy, joyfully playing pump-handle with a cute fluffy little thing whom he hasn't seen for ages: URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh...!
Cutie: Hey --- don't wear out my arms, Mr. "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh"!!
by QuacksO December 19, 2016
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