Tinker Knocker

Tinker Knockers are the third gender that the government doesn't want people knowing about. They have nostrils in their butts, and giant ears. They live mainly in caves. They live in California and Greenland, where the one surgeon that can fix their ears lives. They are social outcasts and if you ever spot one, do not go near it.

Tinker Knockers are very friendly and scary.

by fbiagent123 December 29, 2020

Tink

Tink is the biggest crybaby ever but she cute she loves school and loves her family she like to make people mad.she like to make a’s and when she grow up she wanna be a teacher so other kids can be like her🥰.

Is that Theyylovee.tinkk
She so extra

by Sirriyah November 21, 2021

Tweeny Tinker

Someone with a abnormally small and deformed penis due to extreme amounts of masturbation.

Patrick was nicknamed the tweeny tinker after an emabrassing games lesson when he ran around naked. 2 inches and the shape of a hammer the tween winker Patrick never got any action.

by Tinky Winky Patrick April 22, 2009

flap ticks

A creature that dwells amongst the flappy bits inside your pants.

Holy motherfuck! a tick in your flaps! I'll call that 'flap ticks'!

by serious ken for spain April 18, 2010

Marketing tings

Slang for Marketing things. Often used by a marketing professor of Jamaican decent.

Don't forget your target audience when you are Marketing tings.

by vivki November 8, 2010

Winkle Tinker

1. A long, tube like-schlong used to fuck females.

2. Dick.

3. A mans pipe-line service.

4. An object protruding from a leprechaun's groin.

5. The Battle Driver.

1. "She gasps every time I stuck her with my winkle tinker."

2. She yelled "Oh daddy!" when I slid my winkle tinker inside her.

3. "Dig deeper Mr. Winkle Tinker!"

4. As seen in GTA 4 at the leprechaun cornerstore called the "Leprechaun's Winkletinker"

by Willie Fhisther July 7, 2011

Mixed Tink

The product of two men using the same urinal without a flush between them.

I'm sure I need to see a doctor, because as I peed into leftover piss in the urinal, that mixed tink turned cranberry.

by The Steinbrenner October 11, 2011