Tired Tears

The constant stream of tears you produce when you're extremely tired and need some sleep.

I knew that I really needed to go to bed because of all of my tired tears.

by seashells1221 January 5, 2012

Tired Balls

It's where you have fucked every woman that you know. That moment when you realize you have screwed every hoe at the party, and now you must move on to the inanimate objects of the scene. You have fucked the walls, the sofa, the TV, the toaster, hell you've screwed the hole in the bottom of the toilet bowl at this point. You now currently understand the definition of "tired balls". What a wise person you have become. Charismatic indeed! ;)

"You see Ferdinand at the party last night? Dude screwed the whole hole house literally. Property damage was so bad from the cock wielding party shark the government had to pay for the land to be terraformed into a recognizable state. Dat foo must of had some tired balls!.... hehe... Yeah... penis rage!"

by TGSUnderground (Also my YT) December 1, 2013

one-timed

To get knocked out by one punch; to be champed

The fighter got one-timed and the fight was over"

by jjthekid March 6, 2008

tiedman

A roman goddes of poop. Loves it when girls poop on her chest esspecially at Deja Vuu stripclubs. PS I am going to hide in your danger someday.

I gotta go take a tiedman

by Matthew W koresh December 14, 2004

Tired old raisin

clitoris of an older woman-- although it could be of a younger woman who has abused her vagina. weathered and beaten in appearance like an old catchers mitt

This old cougar was trying to put moves on me but I didn't want any part of her tired old raisin.

I told the mean Meter maid to shove the parking ticket up her ass and go flick her tired old raisin

by G-manicus September 15, 2010

Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)

A sensation that occurs in a man's legs when entering into retail stores with a woman. The man's legs become overly weak and tired and there is a urgent need to sit down or leave the store. This is caused by men not knowing how long the woman could be in the store... possibly forever.

Woman: "Let me look in this store for something."

(enter store)

Man: "Crap! I need a couch. I have major Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)."

by ejo10 January 6, 2012

Double-Timed

When you like two people at the same time. It could be triple, quadruple, and so on depending on how many people you like. When you're being double-timed, it means someone you like, likes you and another person.

Maria: I'm being double-timed by Alex!

Ashley: What do you mean?

Maria: He likes me and Kellie!

Ashley: Oh, sorry.

by OmgPopx3 September 3, 2012