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Chair sex

When a girl ties you to a chair during sex.

She smiled, grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled me into her dorm room. We made out ferociously for several minutes, running our hands through each other’s bodies. Afterwards, we both stripped naked.

She had me sit in her desk chair, then tied my wrists to each armrest and my ankles to each chair leg with silk ribbons. She straddled me, mounted me, wrapped her arms around my neck, and we both gasped as she lowered herself onto my cock. With her breasts jiggling in front of my face, she bounced up and down as she rode me, smiling at me as she did so. My wrists and ankles involuntarily twitched in pleasure against my restraints.
We both moaned as we orgasmed simultaneously, her squirting all over my cock and my cock releasing tremendous amounts of cum as I exploded with such force and pressure inside of her. While I was still gathering myself from post-orgasm shock, she got dressed, putting on a pair of shorts and a tank top.

“Well?” I said. “Aren’t you going to untie me?”

“Actually,” she grinned, and my heart skipped a beat, “My roommate should be back in a few minutes. I thought I’d leave you tied up here as a surprise for her.”

“Wait, what?!” I cried out, desperately trying to wriggle my wrists and ankles free of my restraints, but to no avail.

“It’s no use.” she said, laughing. “I tied you up good, you’re not going anywhere”

She leaned down to face me, still grinning. “She doesn’t know, of course. But don’t worry, she’s really hot.”

She then leaned in to whisper in my ear. “And who knows… maybe you’ll get lucky a second time.“

She cupped my face in her hands, kissed me on the lips, then walked out the door, letting it shut behind her.

I was already getting hard at the thought of Round 2 of chair sex.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 20, 2023
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Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.
Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?
by Mary Posa July 8, 2021
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chair whore

a girl who borrows your beach chairs that you stole and fucks your best friend on them and leaves them behind
That chair whore did it again!
by dk2 August 3, 2007
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zoffing chair

chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed"
slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair)
everyone:"oh no!!!!!"
by munkah January 26, 2004
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Chair Time

The amount of time you are allowed or wish to play Modern Warfare 2 in an uniterrupted block of time. The period of time in which you play Modern Warfare 2.
Please don't bother me, I have very little chair time and am trying to prestige.
by Owl In Dee Navy June 19, 2010
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tippie chair

an irresponsible game, usually played under the influence of an alcoholic substance. The rules include finding the drunkest person in a pub and tipping their chair back and measuring the time in which takes for the person to fall backwards. The winners are rewarded with a cockie-slappie (see cockie slappie ref)
"Laura has one cockie slappie to her name because she gave that drunkard a tippie chair"
by Alan D B May 1, 2007
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High chair

When a man is standing and a girl sits on shoulders supported by the man and he preforms oral sex.. while standing.
Man.. I put that girl in the high chair and eat that pussy until she melted..
by High chair September 30, 2017
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