out of body thinking

I believe that out of body thinking is when you think outside of our world. Like someone is on another plain of existence. Maybe you think someone is controlling your every thought, or maybe you think that this world is a simulation. You are doing out of body thinking, you are thinking of things that don't exist on our plain of existence.

Madison: I've been doing a lot of out of body thinking today.

Jordan: Yeah, Wouldn't it be crazy if life was just a simulation?

Madison: Yeah, It would be insane.

by HowAreWeHere??43 June 15, 2018

Do you think i Japanese like a school girl

when someone of male gender giggles like a little Japanese school girl and asks his friends if he giggles like a Japanese school girl while high on massive amounts of weed.

Gay 1: oh my god you giggle like a Japanese school girl

Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 12, 2019

im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored

fair enough. Keep going

"oh I wonder what would happen if i search for exactly what i'm doing. hmmm, like 'im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored', oh wait there is actually a definition.

by boredguy45 August 14, 2020

the big sus man thing

if you shit in the kitchen sink and shout "SUS" 69 times at 4:20 AM the big sus man thing will appear and grant you three wishes, but do the opposite of what you wished for

me, shitting in the sink: SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS

the big sus man thing: hello child, I will grant you three wishes

me: I wish for immortality

the big sus man thing: *kills me*

by illiterate neanderthal February 9, 2022

I can't do two things at once

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.

"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".

by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023

A Thing

A thing is when 2 people like each other, and they're "seeing each other" and no one else. And if they do shit together no one will be called a slut or anything cause they have a thing... the urge of dating but not official

Guy 1: I have a thing for this girl
Guy 2: So that's what you've been up to the last 3 weeks.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's the only thing i do.

by asdf1234zzz June 20, 2008

you think?

when someone states the obvious, and you put just alittle bit of sarcasm in your response that he/she is correct

statement:Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States.

repy: you think?

by alantakun January 30, 2010