urine

the liquid gold of life

best when it comes from a rhino or a lemur

"Yo, did you get your daily urine package"
"Yes, and it comes with some all-new horse urine"

by TheNerdofLife November 22, 2021

Urinal Hang

Where the line in the restroom is too long, to speed up the process, you unzip your pants and let your penis hang out so you are ready to go when it's your turn.

"The line in the restroom started moving much more quickly once everyone was joining in the urinal hang."

by mclee90 June 20, 2019

Urination

Something my brother loves on his chair after me drinking a few beers.

You urination on my book.

by Gyatt man June 23, 2024

Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Homo-sapien 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Homo-sapien 2: Yes.
Homo-sapien 1: Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

urinating on the flowerbeds

slang for wasting your time in a pointless endeavour

‘luke has been really slacking in dnd lately- he keeps urinating on the flowerbeds’

by beaseltheweasel December 23, 2021

Urinal Cannon

Male genitals, Penis.

Does the sack below my urinal cannon hold pee?

by Sherwinator October 18, 2025

Urinal Logic

The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.

"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"

by Animal Damage October 1, 2013