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Internet Onions

Images, videos or articles online that cause the reader or viewer to cry just like real onions. Internet Onions can be caused by such things as Soldier Coming Home videos and many more.
Damn internet onions are strong in this video.
by AshleyCardwell94 October 30, 2014
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sarcastic onions

A subtle, plausibly deniable insult used when a person is getting on your nerves. Respond to the person or imitate them in a way that is socially excessive. This is usually done as a last resort when there is no other way to get back at the person. Made most famous by fast food employees who put on way too many toppings in response to a complaining customer.
That is the third time that girl over there has told me the burger is too cold, so this time I put 8 slices of onions on it.
Josh is always making loud noises when he eats. Now whenever he's near me I give him sarcastic onions and make even louder noises.
by goldygreen22 July 3, 2016
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hot onion

Just like hot lettuce except with onions, and everyone cries.
This is the prime of my life. I'm hot young and full of hot onion.
by Studmuffindelux July 6, 2019
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chili and onion

to take a dump on a girls chest then ejaculate on it OR visa-versa, what ever is good.
I was with this freak last nite and she made me chili and onion on her.
by dump 316 December 16, 2009
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onion of awesome

Layers and layers of awesome. The more complicated and Byzantine the better.
"What this? Oh, it's just some synthpop song with a sample of a song from the 1930's that sounds like John Williams' "Imperial March" about some hindian guy who breaks up with a faux commie boy, by telling him he could never be "his woman". It's like an onion of awesome."
by Ambrose Kalifornia September 30, 2007
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Purple Onion

When you punch a girl so hard in the vagina that it turns purple and she cries.
That ugly bitch tried to rape me so I gave her a purple onion.
by mitsukosouma July 6, 2011
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chopping onions

What people do when they watch videos like the deaf girl who could hear for the first time.
"Oh my god, it's so beautiful. You know, chopping onions and all."
by IMJUSTSOPASSIONATE February 14, 2012
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