"I had a great time at the pool yesterday. Too bad I forgot my sunscreen. I got some sun herpes that's been driving me nuts all day.
by Sebby10YNW May 27, 2020
To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
by realrealbananapeel November 04, 2023
by Mary-Jo April 11, 2006
Glitter. Much like herpes, it gets everywhere and stays everywhere. It's very difficult to control and almost impossible to get rid of.
by Modeler October 15, 2020
by EM2 June 21, 2023
(n.) A disease of one's patience that is spread via contact much like the STD herpes onto one's patience levels so that whenever one encounters a great deal of stress the infected person 'flares up' and causes a flood of liquid to come pouring out, usually in the form of saliva, as a result of that person becoming annoyed the fuck out. Highly contangious if not properly treated and prevented. Various forms of treatment include: anger management counseling and the use of a condom.
Dude #1: After yelling and spraying spit at my annoying little sister, I realize I have patience herpes.
Dude #2: Totally.
Dude #2: Totally.
by dabomb20001 March 29, 2011