Sun Herpes

When sunburn in the facial region irritates your upper lip to a visible degree
"I had a great time at the pool yesterday. Too bad I forgot my sunscreen. I got some sun herpes that's been driving me nuts all day.
by Sebby10YNW May 27, 2020
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herp a derp

my brother: herp a derp
me:wtf
by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX April 21, 2022
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Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.
by realrealbananapeel November 04, 2023
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gona-sphi-herpe-aid

used to tell someone that some one else DEFINATELY has some sort of STD
Dan has had sex with so many chicks I think he has gona-sphi-herpe-aid
by Mary-Jo April 11, 2006
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Hobby Lobby Herpes

Glitter. Much like herpes, it gets everywhere and stays everywhere. It's very difficult to control and almost impossible to get rid of.
Dude, I got Hobby Lobby Herpes from dancing with that glittery chick last night.
by Modeler October 15, 2020
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Irish Herpes

The light brown froth left on one’s upper lip when drinking a heavy, dark stout beer like Guinness.
It’s time to give myself a bad case of Irish Herpes.”
by EM2 June 21, 2023
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patience herpes

(n.) A disease of one's patience that is spread via contact much like the STD herpes onto one's patience levels so that whenever one encounters a great deal of stress the infected person 'flares up' and causes a flood of liquid to come pouring out, usually in the form of saliva, as a result of that person becoming annoyed the fuck out. Highly contangious if not properly treated and prevented. Various forms of treatment include: anger management counseling and the use of a condom.
Dude #1: After yelling and spraying spit at my annoying little sister, I realize I have patience herpes.

Dude #2: Totally.
by dabomb20001 March 29, 2011
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